As you may already know, the MelonHeads are a "seedy bunch". We have a time honored tradition to uphold regarding who becomes a member of our team. We won't let just any bad seed join our ranks. To become a MelonHead you must meet certain standards.

To discover if you meet those standards, take a couple moments to download and answer 25 questions on the MelonHead's Admission Test. It will only take a few minutes of your time.